"The future is loud, cold, and full of people arguing with bots. Panditji warned us."
In this riotous blend of tech satire and historical absurdity, discover the long-lost prophecies of Panditji, a 19th-century Indian astrologer who somehow predicted every digital disaster of the modern age—from phishing scams to ransomware, social media manipulation to AI deepfakes.
Why You'll Love This Book:
The Ink Serpent's Whisper" – Panditji's 1824 rant about "serpents wearing bankers' faces" that eerily describes email scams.
"The Screaming Metal Wife" – His take on washing machines ("shrieking demons that eat socks") now applies to smart home devices.
"The Polite Parrot" – A dead-on prophecy of AI chatbots ("it cheats on exams and lies with a smile").
Perfect For:
•Tech workers who need a laugh (or a cry) about their industry.
•History buffs who enjoy "what the actual hell?" moments.
•Anyone who's ever yelled at a router or fallen for a "Nigerian prince."
Praise for Panditji's Wisdom:
"I've seen the future. It is loud, cold, and full of people arguing over a cricket match they are not even playing. We are doomed." —Panditji, 1959 (probably)
(Don't miss the Secret Amulets hidden in each chapter—because turmeric might just save your Wi-Fi.)
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