Why me? 50 funny reasons to not have a boyfriend

This is not a book on how to find love, nor a manual for understanding the mysterious art of dating. In fact, this is a book about how NOT to find it, although, if you think about it, that can also be a type of achievement. Because who needs a boyfriend? when you have a good dose of sarcasm, a comfortable sofa, and a pizza delivery that never leaves you alone? Throughout these pages, I invite you to laugh with me at the craziest excuses, the most ridiculous situations that are possibly your perfect excuse for not having a “formal partner.”