I sonic…… Part two, wheeeee!
5
By Corporal Zil
I sonic. I have friend. He tails. He brain is bigger then world. He smart. He no run fast like I. He has two tails growing out of butt. Not my butt. My butt no have tail. Tails got bullied because of butt tails. I kick bully butts. They run to mommy’s. I and Tails be Friends. No eggman friend. He fat and evil. Evil is when you destroy world and laugh a lot. A call him eggy. Then he try to blow me up. He weird. Look chili dogs! I run now to chili dog. I running….Wheeee!!