All New Dad Jokes

THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neighbour.

All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.

@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger!

Q: How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket.

I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting.
I wonder what she's up to now?